Diddly Squat's 12 Steps For Dittoheads

Diddly believes that Rush Limbaugh is an addiction and Dittoheads suffer tragically from his influence, so he developed the following 12 step program to assist Dittoheads in regaining control of their lives.

If you know any Dittoheads who are trying to kick Rush, or are currently in despair, you can help them by referring them to this program.

12 Steps To Recovery For Dittoheads

Admit that Rush is powerless without you as a "willing accomplice."
Come to believe that a power greater than Rush could restore you to facing reality. Seeing how things are, not the way things ought to be.
Make a decision to turn your life over to the care of God (however you understand Him) because you understand Him better than Rush.
Ask God to help you develop your sense of humor, so you do not to fall prey to Rush's skilled sophistry.
Seek though prayer and meditation to lessen your contract with Rush.
You're entirely ready to have God remove the defect in your character which was metastasized by Rush.
Make a list of all the persons Rush has harmed.
Ask Rush to make amends to them all.
Ask Rush to make direct amends to such people.
You admit to God, yourself, and another person the exact nature of the wrongs committed by Rush.
Humbly ask God to remove Rush's insatiable desire for Vicodin.
Having had a personal spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, try to carry the message to other Dittoheads to offer them the chance for recovery.

Diddly's program is based on Alcoholics Anonymous' 12 Steps To Recovery.