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Rush Limbaugh, Prime Prankster
Promotes Petty Politics !
FOR TWENTY YEARS HE'S TRICKED AMERICANS INTO TAKING HIM SERIOUSLY.
He's tricked Rahm Emanuel into believing he's the intellectual gravitas
of the Republican Party! "America's Truth Detector." Who gave him the
title? He has yet to detect the financial meltdown of September
2008. Free Market Capitalism is in free fall. President Obama is
determined to save it for the second time in four score years, and yet
Rush calls President Obama a Socialist. Who cares if Capitalism is on
life support? Rush Limbaugh is a clear and present danger. As the de
facto closeted leader of the conservatives of the Republican Party, he
has no verifiable credibility.
His credibility is a self-created hoax.
I stand before you: ""Look Mommy, the Emperor has no
clothes on. He's wearing panties."
What you should know about Rush Limbaugh:
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He is a master of the English language.
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He is a master of Psychology.
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He is not a liar.
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His current career, Radio Talk Commentator, was
honed by experiences in his previous careers, radio disk jockey and
director of publicity for the Kansas City Royals.
Two Examples:
Jeff Christie, or Rusty Sharp (as he was known a disk
jockey) was at ground zero of gullibility, where he gained extraordinary
insight into the gullibility and credulous nature of a sizeable slice of
the American people. In the late 70's and early 80's as a disk jockey,
he was telling his audience that Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train, " when played backward, will play the
words and sounds of the Devil.
As Director of Publicity for the Kansas City Royals, he
coached the in-house softball team, THE LIMBAUGH LAXATIVES. His
co-workers were the first to recognize his talent. When you're full of
shit, you need a laxative. He was ready for Prime Time.
Imaginary conversation between Rush Limbaugh and
Bernie Madoff:
RUSH: Bernie, I'll see you and raise you. You're
a con artist. You offer gullible people something for nothing. 8, 10,
12% interest in good times and bad. Something with no risk. I'm a
Prankster, I'm elegant. I offer gullible people NOTHING for
SOMETHING. I mesmerize my audience by the power of suggestion,
reinforced on a daily basis.
They believe they hear what I never said. I say I'm
almost always right 98.4% of the time. A meaningless phrase, a nothing.
They give me SOMETHING: credibility. My base sincerely believes I'm
right 98.4% of the time. Heh, heh, heh.
PS I have a tape of Rush Limbaugh telling his audience
"When you put almost before always, what follows is meaningless." He
himself admits he's a prankster, a hoaxster.
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