Diddly
Squat Reinvents Himself
Formerly with the comedy team of Diddly Squat and Rush Limbaugh.
FUN FORNICATING FUN
Diddly Squat had an epiphany! Question posed by Diddly: no matter how
many times lesbian couples fornicate, they don’t make a baby. What is
their secret? Lesbian’s response: fornicating with a fake phallus is
fun; it is not family friendly. What an innovative concept! Wow! The
underappreciated virtue of the strap-on. The sex toy. The novelty.
Diddly’s mission is to modify current safe sex practices one penis at a
time. Truly an innovative option in the practice of safe sex for men
18+.
The
Swaggering Cock™
is an alkaline battery operated sex toy with a belt and a fake phallus.
Designed by lesbians for lesbians,
Swaggering Cock™
is the SAFE SEX CROSSOVER OPTION FOR MEN 18-44.
The Swaggering Cock delivers supersize stamina.
It enhances your recreational sex skills. It is a 100% safe sex option.
It works every time it’s tried. It surpasses standards for safe sex.
Never use a condom. NEVER EVER! Think of the money saved on condoms. No
more emotional distress. No more anxiety over your partner’s late or
missed periods. It’s up to you and your partner to redirect your raging
hormones.
It's the right thing to do.
Swaggering Cock™
is sold as a novelty sex toy. Nothing your doctor would prescribe for
erectile dysfunction or that Medicare will pay for.
WARNING: SWAGGERING COCK IS NOT FOR THE PUSSY FOOTED.
If curiosity and courage are not part of your DNA, this product is not
for you.
ORDER NOW!!
