Top Super Double Secret

For Your Eyes Only - Do not print out

Background

1) Rush Limpballs has told his audience, " I haven't lied about one thing in my life, not my history... my past." His latest outburst - Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005.

2) Rush Limpballs has told his audience how he would conduct an audit. We now pick up the conversation, in progress with a caller: "Wait, Wait, whoa, whoa, are you talking about the audit program...Oil for Food Program? No, No, No, you don't understand this. You can't have a full blown scandal unless, and get away with it, unless you audit yourself."

3) Eureka! Diddly has an epiphany! Could "The Sullivan Group" be a figment of Rush and Tom's imagination? They do the auditing! Not an independent firm?

4) If the Sullivan Group is not a figment of their imagination, then it's an example of Commie-style Corrupt Cronyism! Example! Rush Limpballs is best man at Tom (Deep Throat) Sullivan's wedding. In exchange, Tom fills in for Rush when he goes on vacation.

5) Have you Dittoheads noticed that Rush Limpballs no longer introduces himself saying, "I'm almost always right 98.4% of the time, according to the latest opinion audit of The Sullivan Group."? He's subtracted The Sullivan Group ― Gone! And added "documented." Now, he's "almost always right 98.5% of the time, documented.", but doesn't tell us who is doing the documenting!

6) Rush Limpballs has lied through his teeth. He has never told his audience: "The Sullivan Group? We made it up! We know you can't audit an opinion!" How dare he tell his audience he has not lied to them about one thing in his past. Not his history, his past.

The Hoax

Designed to Dupe Dittoheads

By

Rush Limbaugh and Tom Sullivan

Rush: Folks, I'm almost always right...¹

Tom²: According to the latest Opinion Audit of the Sullivan Group³, Rush's official opinion auditing firm.

1) Even though Dittoheads accept as gospel truth what Rush tells them, Rush knows better. We have his vocal vibrations on tape, telling his audience: "When you put almost in front of always, what follows is meaningless." The blowhard blows his credibility.

2) Tom Sullivan, a willing accomplice, is creating a culture of credibility for Rush by telling his audience his method for auditing Rush's opinions. Tom Sullivan is shilling for Rush Limbaugh, a brilliant blowhard who admits he has has no credibility. His credibility is not 98.4%, but meaningless. Zero. Zip. Ziltch. Nada.

3) The Sullivan Group is a non-existing enterprise. It has no employees. It does not meet a payroll.