Proves
Diddly Squat Alleges A Plot!
Rush Limbaugh Deliberately
Dumbs Down Dittoheads!
Latest
Confirmation of the Plot
Rush Limbaugh Radio Show
Wednesday, October 17, 2007 Diddly taped the following on-air segment of the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show:
Announcer: Now from
Midtown Manhattan, New York City's most listened to host...Rush
Limbaugh.
Rush: "Hi Ya folks. Ah,
welcome back. Rush Limbaugh here, highly trained broadcast specialist
executing assigned host duties flawlessly. Zero mistakes, now documented
to be almost always right 98.8 percent of the time. It's an amazing
feat. Never the less, ah, take it for what it is. We're very proud of
it.
Later in the program:
The Zogby Index, which measures the
mood of the country, fell from 98.8 percent, which happens to be my
accuracy rating, to 96.
Comment:
Mr. Limbaugh, not even you can speak out of both
sides of your mouth at the same time!
Dictionary Definitions:
Almost: adv: Slightly short of; not
quite
Always: adv: On every occasion
For 15 plus years, and counting, your “vocal
vibrations” have told us that when you place almost in front
of always what follows is meaningless.
Example:
I almost always have sex on my first
date. Meaningless
I almost always wear clean lingerie
on my first date. Meaningless
I’m almost always right 98.8 percent
of the time. Meaningless
The Hanging Curve Ball
I'm documented to be...
Mr. Limbaugh, the name of your
documentor is? Who agrees with you that your credibility rating is
98.8 percent?
Now, you are proud, in fact you brag about, your
accuracy rate of 98.8 percent, the same as Zogby’s Index – you from the
E I B-S network.
Example: Rush’s Amazing Feat
Rush 1+ 1 = 3 =
Fiction
Zogby Index 2 + 1 = 3 = Fact
Rush Limbaugh has performed an amazing feat! He has
deliberately dumbed down Dittoheads. This is something he takes great
pride in — by asserting that 1 + 1 = 3 ! Dittoheads believe him.
By his own admission, his actual credibility (accuracy rating) is zero!
This is the first time he has admitted it!
Mr. Charlatan, stop
this hoax now! You are a "reprehensible reprobate and a poltroon to
boot."
Truthiness Runs Rampant on Rush Limbaugh Radio Show!
Wednesday, March 8, 2006
Diddly taped the following on-air segment of the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show:
Announcer: "...this is New
York City's most listened to talk show host, Rush Limabaugh!"
Rush: "The views expressed
by the host on this program are right! Even when I think I'm wrong, I'm
right! As usually ends up the case. The views expressed by the host on
this program makes more sense than anything else out there, anybody is
saying. The views expressed by the host are documented to be almost always
right 98.5% of the time."
TAKE NOTE: Rush now makes the
assertion he's right, even when he's wrong, he's right! Stephen Colbert
calls this Truthiness. We say Rush is fabricating
Falsieness!
He's added "documented" to his
almost accurate rating. But, he doesn't tell us who is doing the
documenting! He has increased his almost accurate rating from 98.4%
to 98.5% Who raised his ratings?
He used to claim "The Sullivan Group"
was the official opinion auditing firm for this bogus rating, but no
longer. I, Diddly Squat, take credit for that little victory!
Another Plot Confirmation
Monday, March 22nd, 2004, Diddly taped the
following on-air segment of the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show. It was D-Day minus 10
until the launch of Air America. Ten days before liberal radio would be
heard in N.Y.C.
Rush: ...and here is Mike in Chicago. Glad you
called, Sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.
Caller: Ditto's Rush. I'll get right to the
point. I think Bush should have got rid of all those Clinton leftovers.
His desire to come back to extend... (cell crackle and off).
Rush:
That's bad...cell...lost him. Ah, what he was going to say out there,
ladies and gentlemen, and because I'm prescient, not prescient,
clairvoyant. I study words.
These three little words at the end destroy his credibility. His is telling us he
knows exactly what he wants to say, and precisely what he means.
A Confirmation of the Plot
Friday, March 12th, 2004, Diddly taped the
following on-air segment of the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show:
Announcer: New York City's most popular
host, Rush Limbaugh...
Rush: The views expressed by the host on this
program are documented to be almost always right 98.4% of the time,
according to the latest Sullivan Group opinion audit. The views expressed
by the host on this program reverberate coast to coast, making more sense
than anything anybody else out there happens to be saying...
Diddly Squat Asserts
The Blowhard Blows His Credibility!
"And that's not name calling, I'm simply being apt
and accurate!"
Rush deliberately misrepresented himself over the
public airwaves when we taped the above segment.
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The views of the host are not almost always right
98.4% of the time.
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Opinions can not be audited. Inventory can be
audited.
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In a capitalist society, "The Sullivan Group" has no
economic justification. It has bilked Rush for a service that is bogus.
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Since an opinion cannot be audited there is no
documentation.
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No, what he is saying does not make more sense than
anything anybody else out there happens to be saying.
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Rush knows that when you place almost in front of
always, what follows is meaningless. His accuracy is not 98.4%.
It's bogus.
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His accuracy is not 98.4%. It's zip, zero, nada.
He is telling us he has no credibilty.
On your DVD, Rush confesses to the truth: When
you put almost in front of always the result is
meaningless.
99.9% of the time Rush says "I'm almost always right
98.4% of the time." Under his breath, Rush says: "See how I deliberately
dumb down you Dittoheads?"
Al Franken Proves Diddly's Case
on Air America Daily!
Diddly has been
taping Al Franken's The O'Franken Factor show daily since the Air America
network debuted.
He's pleased to note that Al has adopted Diddly's long-standing technique of taping Rush's shows and then pointing
out all Rush's lies on his program. Imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery. Thanks, Al!
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